“Hey guy, if you wanna suck some pen*s, do that! That’s your f-cking business… To a woman, you like the same thing, to munch on the same thing that’s between yo legs, do that. That’s your business. Why does everybody have to come out and be like, ‘Hey, I’m gay!”
Given that absolutely everyone assumes you’re straight and talks about “meeting the right one” only if it’s the opposite gender, people still have to admit they’re gay. Until we stop assuming everyone’s sexuality.